| 0:07 | york: they love mario kart lol |
| 0:15 | jaxx: CARET |
| 0:39 | Goal by york Poss: 7.5s 3.0s Kills: 5 4 |
| 0:54 | Goal by zz Poss: 0.0s 8.9s Kills: 0 3 |
| 0:55 | york: ow |
| 1:08 | Goal by vipr Poss: 7.9s 0.0s Kills: 2 0 |
| 1:42 | Goal by zz Poss: 7.9s 15.0s Kills: 6 5 |
| 3:03 | Goal by zz Poss: 32.4s 32.5s Kills: 14 15 |
| 3:04 | york: wtf |
| 3:39 | Goal by jaxx Poss: 14.9s 10.1s Kills: 7 4 |
| 4:21 | Goal by zz Poss: 16.2s 12.6s Kills: 6 6 |
| 4:27 | waver: COME ON CELTIC |
| 4:29 | jaxx: |
| 4:42 | york: gg |
| 4:48 | jaxx: yeezy waverunner 700 |
| 4:53 | jaxx: iog colorway |
| 5:01 | Server: Game over due to mercy rule. |
| 5:01 | Goal by zz Poss: 12.4s 9.9s Kills: 6 10 |
| 5:02 | zz: $ |
| 5:03 | decline: oh wow |
| 5:04 | york: insane |
| 5:05 | jeff: gg |
| 5:07 | york: genuinly |
| 5:14 | decline: well we know who isn't drunk rn |