| 0:24 | Goal by neil Poss: 0.5s 3.2s Kills: 1 2 |
| 0:47 | Goal by blarg Poss: 11.0s 3.0s Kills: 3 4 |
| 1:02 | Goal by buffalo Poss: 0.0s 9.2s Kills: 2 2 |
| 1:04 | york: n1 |
| 1:37 | Goal by neil Poss: 6.1s 12.9s Kills: 4 9 |
| 1:41 | blarg: gg |
| 2:14 | Goal by buffalo Poss: 9.2s 14.7s Kills: 3 7 |
| 2:48 | Goal by jose Poss: 17.2s 5.1s Kills: 9 6 |
| 4:47 | Goal by neil Poss: 35.2s 37.2s Kills: 20 25 |
| 5:15 | Server: One minute until sudden death begins. |
| 5:22 | Server: Game over due to mercy rule. |
| 5:22 | Goal by york Poss: 6.1s 15.1s Kills: 7 3 |
| 5:24 | york: ggggggg |
| 5:25 | buffalo: gg |
| 5:26 | york: yoooooo |
| 5:26 | jose: wtf |
| 5:27 | jose: gg |
| 5:33 | jose: we got owned |