| 0:02 | shirley: toes |
| 0:05 | woofy: oh ya |
| 0:08 | york: pls dont spank me now toes |
| 0:18 | woofy: i spank you every game |
| 0:22 | Goal by two_bad Poss: 0.0s 1.2s Kills: 1 0 |
| 0:25 | xx2: two go_od |
| 1:25 | Goal by demoledor Poss: 24.1s 12.1s Kills: 9 16 |
| 3:36 | bob: what? |
| 3:48 | Goal by york Poss: 41.2s 48.4s Kills: 30 30 |
| 4:00 | Goal by two_bad Poss: 0.0s 5.0s Kills: 2 0 |
| 4:15 | Goal by neil Poss: 7.1s 0.0s Kills: 3 0 |
| 4:16 | two_bad: mb |
| 4:17 | york: sick |
| 4:28 | Goal by two_bad Poss: 0.0s 6.8s Kills: 0 3 |
| 4:31 | demoledor: die |
| 5:05 | Goal by demoledor Poss: 17.8s 8.9s Kills: 8 5 |
| 5:11 | xx2: DEMONIC |
| 5:15 | Server: One minute until sudden death begins. |
| 6:14 | Server: Sudden Death: First team with a point total of 9 wins. |
| 6:14 | Sudden Death Poss: 12.8s 26.8s Kills: 14 16 |
| 6:36 | Goal by neil Poss: 7.1s 1.1s Kills: 3 2 |
| 6:36 | york: gg |
| 6:38 | bob: gg |