| 0:13 | derek: amogus amogus amogus amogus amogus amogus amogus amogus amogus amogus amogus amogus amogus amogus am |
| 0:37 | Goal by decline Poss: 6.1s 1.2s Kills: 1 4 |
| 1:07 | Goal by pacattack Poss: 7.9s 12.2s Kills: 5 7 |
| 1:28 | derek: wegtiopghweoheawrohiejhoiehehre |
| 1:31 | Goal by pacattack Poss: 5.1s 10.4s Kills: 4 4 |
| 1:34 | decline: dont take |
| 1:45 | Goal by measure Poss: 7.6s 0.0s Kills: 1 2 |
| 1:50 | derek: whale hp |
| 2:08 | chaco: mb |
| 2:15 | Goal by albator Poss: 0.9s 13.2s Kills: 4 6 |
| 2:22 | derek: R U FU[KING ME |
| 2:41 | Goal by chaco Poss: 5.8s 6.4s Kills: 1 7 |
| 2:43 | decline: n |
| 2:43 | kneegrow: :( |
| 2:43 | albator: oo |
| 2:45 | derek: righto |
| 2:59 | derek: . |
| 3:06 | Goal by decline Poss: 11.2s 0.0s Kills: 2 5 |
| 3:10 | decline: 0 10 |
| 3:12 | derek: send help |
| 3:38 | pacattack: yh he didn pass alst gam either |
| 3:39 | Goal by waver Poss: 9.6s 9.1s Kills: 6 6 |
| 3:55 | derek: ok |
| 3:56 | decline: please |
| 4:23 | derek: memes no meme |
| 4:28 | Goal by chaco Poss: 16.3s 10.6s Kills: 4 10 |
| 4:37 | vipr: derek, can you play loopy? |
| 5:01 | derek: for the sake of this |
| 5:04 | derek: no |
| 5:15 | Server: One minute until sudden death begins. |
| 5:16 | Server: Game over due to mercy rule. |
| 5:16 | Goal by albator Poss: 8.5s 17.2s Kills: 5 11 |
| 5:21 | chaco: gg |
| 5:21 | waver: gg |
| 5:23 | albator: gg |
| 5:24 | decline: derek and measure cant kill |
| 5:26 | derek: mybe |