| 0:05 | aer0gen: ugh this one |
| 0:08 | onum: ken got me, he cant miss tonight |
| 0:14 | vipr: sry i was on phone last game |
| 0:36 | tina: with whom |
| 0:52 | Goal by york Poss: 7.2s 10.6s Kills: 12 5 |
| 0:54 | york: my ex wife |
| 0:55 | vipr: kens mom |
| 1:04 | tina: how tf |
| 1:24 | ken: she really appreciates your conversation |
| 1:36 | Goal by vipr Poss: 11.9s 15.8s Kills: 9 6 |
| 1:39 | york: can i chat w her next |
| 1:43 | tina: lol |
| 1:50 | tina: just a chat |
| 1:54 | york: pow |
| 2:06 | buffalo: right in the kisser |
| 2:06 | york: *imma try to fuck her* |
| 2:17 | ken: sure her number is 1-900-KENS-MOM |
| 2:28 | Goal by tina Poss: 16.3s 11.3s Kills: 11 9 |
| 2:30 | york: wall uyseles |
| 2:31 | york: lol |
| 2:33 | buffalo: hotline, this is a legit business |
| 2:37 | tina: prob aero's |
| 2:50 | Goal by ken Poss: 11.4s 0.0s Kills: 3 4 |
| 2:52 | onum: |
| 3:03 | tina: i forgot |
| 3:27 | york: wow |
| 3:28 | york: loil |
| 4:02 | tina: go onum |
| 4:37 | Goal by goose Poss: 41.4s 28.8s Kills: 26 20 |
| 5:15 | Server: One minute until sudden death begins. |
| 5:54 | Goal by tina Poss: 24.6s 28.5s Kills: 16 13 |
| 5:56 | onum: e |
| 5:57 | buffalo: n |
| 6:23 | Server: Sudden Death: First team with a point total of 8 wins. |
| 6:23 | Server: Ball last touched by rs.quantumjuice. |
| 6:23 | Sudden Death Poss: 12.8s 1.1s Kills: 6 3 |
| 6:25 | tina: i stg |
| 7:16 | buffalo: give em the juice |
| 7:46 | york: what |
| 8:19 | Goal by tina Poss: 43.7s 31.8s Kills: 28 20 |
| 8:20 | york: gg |
| 8:20 | onum: e |
| 8:22 | york: ph |
| 8:23 | vipr: 1 |
| 8:30 | ken: G |
| 8:33 | Goal by tina Poss: 3.2s 3.9s Kills: 0 4 |
| 8:34 | york: gg |
| 8:34 | vipr: gg |
| 8:39 | ken: ok ggs |
| 8:39 | york: o.O |
| 8:43 | buffalo: tain'd |