| 0:07 | jose: i will redeem |
| 0:20 | zz: call him a motherfucker |
| 0:21 | jaxx: wtf |
| 0:57 | buffalo: ow |
| 0:58 | Goal by blarg Poss: 15.6s 6.1s Kills: 11 7 |
| 1:15 | jaxx: j |
| 1:23 | zz: j |
| 1:26 | Goal by blarg Poss: 8.6s 5.5s Kills: 3 5 |
| 2:04 | jaxx: way 23 fried for ths |
| 2:49 | vipr: ew |
| 2:49 | vipr: mb |
| 3:08 | Goal by blarg Poss: 43.8s 28.7s Kills: 22 14 |
| 3:11 | jaxx: holy fuck |
| 3:11 | zz: time for an aggressive circumcision |
| 3:26 | Goal by jaxx Poss: 6.7s 0.4s Kills: 2 3 |
| 3:27 | two_bad: wh |
| 3:30 | jaxx: stleast i dont say shit like tyhat |
| 3:33 | zz: LOL |
| 4:03 | blarg: i was about to say switch to whale or ta to counter me |
| 4:07 | zz: i think i just wish i wasnt circumcised |
| 4:09 | jaxx: im j tryna chill |
| 4:22 | Goal by blarg Poss: 21.1s 12.3s Kills: 10 8 |
| 4:26 | blarg: but already did |
| 4:35 | jaxx: DROP It. |
| 4:40 | jaxx: ur skin( |
| 4:42 | zz: i was fine with it till i learned that theres that clump of nerves that feels amazing |
| 4:47 | zz: the skin w/e |
| 5:14 | Server: One minute until sudden death begins. |
| 5:50 | vipr: omg |
| 5:53 | Goal by jaxx Poss: 30.4s 38.2s Kills: 15 18 |
| 5:54 | jose: nice |
| 5:56 | zz: perfect pass |
| 5:58 | vipr: lol |
| 6:14 | Server: Sudden Death: First team with a point total of 9 wins. |
| 6:14 | Sudden Death Poss: 2.0s 10.3s Kills: 2 3 |
| 6:47 | vipr: gg |
| 6:48 | Goal by two_bad Poss: 10.4s 3.9s Kills: 5 4 |
| 6:50 | vipr: ggsd |
| 6:50 | buffalo: n |
| 6:51 | buffalo: gg |
| 6:52 | blarg: gg |
| 6:53 | onum: E |
| 6:55 | jaxx: oh no |
| 6:58 | jaxx: gg |