| 0:29 | Goal by two_bad Poss: 0.7s 4.7s Kills: 1 3 |
| 0:30 | york: ya |
| 0:48 | Goal by vipr Poss: 10.5s 0.3s Kills: 4 0 |
| 1:14 | xx2: PRORK INC |
| 1:18 | xx2: nvm |
| 1:19 | xx2: nt |
| 1:21 | buffalo: ope |
| 1:32 | york: ugh |
| 1:33 | xx2: round 2 nt |
| 1:35 | jose: oops |
| 3:38 | york: omfg |
| 3:43 | buffalo: n |
| 3:45 | buffalo: w |
| 3:45 | jose: :) |
| 3:49 | xx2: alright york |
| 3:51 | xx2: nvm york |
| 3:53 | york: lol |
| 3:54 | Goal by two_bad Poss: 59.3s 76.5s Kills: 46 30 |
| 3:59 | two_bad: god i'm spiking |
| 5:14 | Server: One minute until sudden death begins. |
| 5:28 | Goal by jose Poss: 34.2s 25.4s Kills: 23 14 |
| 5:29 | jose: np |
| 5:44 | Goal by buffalo Poss: 0.0s 7.3s Kills: 3 2 |
| 5:46 | buffalo: np |
| 5:46 | two_bad: n |
| 6:14 | Server: Sudden Death: First team with a point total of 8 wins. |
| 6:14 | Sudden Death Poss: 14.4s 0.4s Kills: 5 5 |
| 6:36 | jose: mb |
| 7:26 | york: wtfff |
| 8:30 | onum: lag? |
| 8:43 | Goal by shirley Poss: 55.4s 37.5s Kills: 39 23 |
| 8:44 | jose: gj |
| 10:13 | york: im useless |
| 10:17 | xx2: no york |
| 10:28 | onum: sss |
| 10:53 | xx2: ALRIGHT |
| 11:16 | Goal by shirley Poss: 47.7s 48.7s Kills: 37 27 |
| 11:16 | york: gg |
| 11:16 | jose: gj |
| 11:19 | york: o |
| 12:05 | jose: lol |
| 12:27 | xx2: UH OH |
| 13:02 | xx2: no pressure |
| 13:05 | xx2: just like in iraq |
| 13:07 | xx2: you and the boys |
| 13:10 | xx2: nvm |
| 14:39 | Goal by two_bad Poss: 88.2s 60.1s Kills: 44 31 |
| 14:40 | york: wow |
| 14:41 | jose: noooopo |
| 14:42 | york: holy |
| 14:42 | onum: f |
| 14:42 | buffalo: gg |
| 14:43 | two_bad: is it? |
| 14:43 | york: lol |
| 14:43 | xx2: TWO FUCKING GOOD |
| 14:44 | shirley: brain damage |
| 14:44 | two_bad: lololo |