| 0:22 | Goal by patron Poss: 0.0s 1.6s Kills: 1 1 |
| 0:45 | Goal by jaxx Poss: 7.7s 2.9s Kills: 4 5 |
| 1:27 | Goal by vesuvius Poss: 10.3s 19.0s Kills: 7 12 |
| 2:41 | Goal by tina Poss: 22.5s 23.1s Kills: 15 16 |
| 2:42 | vesuvius: lmfaop |
| 3:01 | Goal by waver Poss: 1.0s 7.8s Kills: 1 5 |
| 3:02 | vesuvius: n |
| 3:04 | vesuvius: waver in 5 |
| 3:21 | jaxx: yeezy wavreunner 700 |
| 3:28 | jaxx: rfuck |
| 3:28 | Goal by patron Poss: 9.3s 9.4s Kills: 2 5 |
| 3:31 | waver: hahahaha |
| 3:53 | jaxx: is that what u rname is? |
| 4:21 | Goal by jaxx Poss: 37.6s 5.2s Kills: 8 7 |
| 4:21 | jaxx: aw |
| 4:23 | vesuvius: lol |
| 4:37 | Goal by tina Poss: 1.9s 5.5s Kills: 1 1 |
| 4:38 | vesuvius: mb |
| 5:14 | Server: One minute until sudden death begins. |
| 5:16 | jaxx: e |
| 5:16 | vesuvius: lol |
| 5:24 | tina: annoying |
| 5:33 | Goal by patron Poss: 17.2s 20.0s Kills: 10 10 |
| 5:34 | vesuvius: GOD |
| 5:56 | Goal by vesuvius Poss: 10.4s 7.4s Kills: 1 4 |
| 5:57 | vesuvius: ez |
| 6:15 | Server: Sudden Death: First team with a point total of 12 wins. |
| 6:15 | Server: Ball last touched by two bad. |
| 6:15 | Sudden Death Poss: 5.5s 4.8s Kills: 2 2 |
| 6:16 | vesuvius: NT |
| 6:53 | vesuvius: h |
| 7:09 | Goal by jaxx Poss: 18.2s 15.1s Kills: 9 10 |
| 7:10 | jaxx: vnpo |
| 7:10 | jaxx: tvnp |
| 7:10 | jaxx: np |
| 7:11 | jaxx: vnp |
| 7:11 | jaxx: n |
| 8:06 | Goal by tina Poss: 29.2s 13.8s Kills: 11 8 |
| 8:07 | jaxx: thank god |
| 8:57 | Goal by patron Poss: 16.4s 20.0s Kills: 9 10 |
| 9:02 | jaxx: fuckin wave runner |
| 9:03 | waver: gg |
| 9:05 | vesuvius: lol |
| 9:07 | vesuvius: in 12 |
| 9:10 | waver: running off to bed soon |