| 0:07 | woofy: bomber dps is actually insane |
| 0:13 | bob: ^ |
| 0:14 | decline: seriously |
| 0:45 | Goal by esta Poss: 12.5s 2.2s Kills: 7 5 |
| 0:46 | rusty: ! |
| 0:49 | rusty: estad |
| 1:03 | Goal by han_yolo Poss: 0.0s 11.5s Kills: 2 3 |
| 1:16 | Goal by pacattack Poss: 5.5s 1.6s Kills: 0 3 |
| 1:17 | pacattack: ty |
| 1:18 | waver: zzz |
| 1:19 | rusty: hmm |
| 3:51 | Goal by esta Poss: 65.7s 37.6s Kills: 28 35 |
| 3:54 | rusty: wooo |
| 4:21 | crazy: i woke up midway through the colonoscopy |
| 4:24 | Goal by bob Poss: 10.5s 9.9s Kills: 6 7 |
| 4:26 | rusty: gah |
| 4:53 | crazy: i dont know how long but it felt like a minute before i could say anything |
| 5:02 | Goal by pacattack Poss: 10.4s 10.6s Kills: 5 6 |
| 5:15 | Server: One minute until sudden death begins. |
| 6:16 | Server: Sudden Death: First team with a point total of 9 wins. |
| 6:16 | Server: Ball last touched by {*} RUSTY onlytoes. |
| 6:16 | Sudden Death Poss: 28.5s 14.6s Kills: 11 12 |
| 6:30 | pacattack: 3 kills bruh lool |
| 6:31 | rusty: walls |
| 6:52 | rusty: aw |
| 7:08 | Goal by decline Poss: 24.5s 7.2s Kills: 13 9 |
| 7:11 | rusty: DECLINED |
| 7:20 | decline: oh no |
| 7:29 | decline: ez |
| 7:29 | decline: ez |
| 7:29 | decline: ez |
| 7:58 | magduck: wtf |
| 7:59 | rusty: e |
| 7:59 | Goal by waver Poss: 14.4s 17.4s Kills: 10 10 |
| 8:02 | pacattack: why are we changing planes |
| 8:05 | pacattack: when we was winning |
| 8:25 | bob: to counter their change |
| 8:32 | esta: oh no |
| 8:34 | bob: gg |
| 8:35 | Goal by pacattack Poss: 7.3s 13.2s Kills: 8 5 |
| 8:35 | rusty: o no |
| 8:36 | decline: gg |
| 8:39 | han_yolo: gg |
| 8:41 | waver: fak |
| 8:41 | waver: gg |
| 8:47 | rusty: rekt |