| 0:09 | derek: i want to make my a sus map |
| 1:09 | Goal by lemyn Poss: 10.0s 26.8s Kills: 10 10 |
| 1:11 | chelsea: i hate miranda |
| 1:48 | chelsea: grr |
| 2:15 | derek: that mf is cheating |
| 2:21 | derek: amogus |
| 2:37 | Goal by lemyn Poss: 27.0s 34.9s Kills: 14 16 |
| 2:41 | derek: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm |
| 3:31 | yojimbo: DEREK |
| 3:34 | derek: FU[K |
| 3:42 | Goal by derek Poss: 28.4s 10.4s Kills: 10 11 |
| 3:44 | derek: amogus |
| 4:02 | Goal by lemyn Poss: 0.0s 13.7s Kills: 3 3 |
| 4:17 | Goal by derek Poss: 9.9s 0.0s Kills: 5 1 |
| 4:19 | derek: amogus |
| 4:47 | Goal by lemyn Poss: 0.0s 24.2s Kills: 4 1 |
| 5:15 | Server: One minute until sudden death begins. |
| 5:28 | chelsea: WTF |
| 5:29 | chelsea: FACK |
| 6:14 | Server: Sudden Death: First team with a point total of 10 wins. |
| 6:14 | Sudden Death Poss: 27.7s 28.6s Kills: 16 13 |
| 7:07 | Goal by chelsea Poss: 12.2s 18.5s Kills: 15 8 |
| 7:41 | Goal by lemyn Poss: 0.0s 27.4s Kills: 6 4 |
| 7:46 | chelsea: :/ |
| 7:47 | chelsea: cya |
| 7:47 | jeff: gg |
| 7:50 | badger: gg |
| 7:56 | derek: d!ck |