Ranked game on Feb 19 02h41 View replay

Map: ball_4spelunk
Duration: 13m 13s
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Marked broken: no
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0:42blarg: i heard if you go to altistats.com you will get a call from the fbi
0:42
Goal by jikox
Poss: 11.6s
4.4s
Kills: 8
7
0:44rusty: shit
0:45jaxx:
1:00xx2: or the luxembourg equivalent of the fbi
1:01jaxx: whtas ur ssn
1:08blarg: lbi ?
1:15xx2: k
1:26crazy: aw
1:27jaxx: 4
2:26xx2: goose what is so special about getting 1800
2:39xx2: i'm not teaching you remote either
2:40goose: its a milestone achievement for me tbh
2:43goose: wtf
2:45goose: how come
2:51xx2: it's impossible with you
2:54goose: ...
2:57xx2: lemon is teachable
3:05xx2: blank slate, doesn't troll, actually listens
3:10
Goal by bamboo
Poss: 41.7s
48.1s
Kills: 33
29
3:10jaxx: ay
3:13rusty: wooo
3:14xx2: you have 10834709 hours on thermobarics explodet
3:21xx2: more than any other player in this game btw
3:31xx2: there isn't another player with more hours on that perk
3:49goose: i know which means im sorta like a blank slate too
3:53xx2: fuck no
3:54goose: cuz i have very minimal hours
3:54blarg: lol
3:56goose: on other planes
4:01goose: xx2 also
4:03goose: i listened to you
4:05goose: that one day
4:06jaxx: WHAT IF
4:07goose: when u taught me
4:09goose: i learned a lot
4:10lemyn: aBlank slate
4:13lemyn: ha ha
4:15xx2: ....
4:16goose: i didnt know about the vision thing btw
4:19goose: until u mentioned it
4:23jaxx: I WAS ON THAT PLANE THAT CRASHED IN CANADA
4:25goose: now i utilized the vision all the time
4:26jaxx: sertycaps
4:27blarg: when will the goose randa emerge?
4:30
Goal by bamboo
Poss: 13.7s
26.8s
Kills: 18
13
4:31rusty: oh canada
4:32goose: that little tip helped me get to 1800
4:37goose: so i owe you for that
4:45
Goal by jikox
Poss: 8.4s
0.0s
Kills: 3
1
4:45blarg: the ganda
4:48goose: lol
4:50blarg: goose and the ganda
5:15Server: One minute until sudden death begins.
5:15goose: i would feel bad for my teammates if i played randa
5:21xx2: how did you not know about the vision thing
5:22xx2: nvm
5:25xx2: nvm
5:35goose: cuz its only a 4v4 thing i think
5:41goose: the vision thing doesnt apply in 6v6
5:42xx2: its universal wtf
5:46goose: oh
5:47
Goal by kneegrow
Poss: 14.0s
18.0s
Kills: 12
11
5:50rusty: doh
5:50goose: is it
5:57goose: but in 6v6 u dont need to like
5:58xx2: yes it is, it's just not very useful since staying behind the goal (healthpack)
6:03goose: circle your goal as long
6:04xx2: is not helpful for your defense
6:10goose: yeah
6:15Server: Sudden Death: First team with a point total of 8 wins.
6:15Server: Ball last touched by t["t] slight_anxiety.
6:15
Sudden Death
Poss: 1.3s
13.7s
Kills: 5
3
6:17xx2: I mean considering the fact that I completely look at altitude differently now
6:26xx2: I think I might say spinning is also good in 6v6
6:42blarg: like spin class?
6:52jaxx: we gotta
6:55rusty: lol
7:33goose: xx2
8:00jaxx: s
8:03xx2: what is now goose
8:10goose: if i never patrol the bottom area of the maps for the next 10 ladder matches i play
8:16goose: will u trust me enough to teach me more remote
8:18xx2: no
8:35goose: i understand
8:39goose: thank you for your time
9:04jaxx: e
9:06goose: Lemon
9:10goose: can you teach me how to remote whale
9:19rusty: rude
9:22lemyn: i dont know how to remote whale
9:52jaxx: nt
9:57
Goal by jaxx
Poss: 64.5s
73.3s
Kills: 51
44
9:57jaxx: wtf was that
9:58rusty: wooo
10:09goose: according to the planeball.com stats ur the 9th best goal scorer in all of altitute
10:37rusty: savage
10:37blarg: she has mastered the elymination move
10:39jaxx: er
10:40jaxx: e
10:52goose: and if u only compare the remote whales ur actually 5th overall behind guss, xx2, jaxx, and poison
11:03goose: but poison doesnt really count i think cuz he has less games played than the others
11:08goose: so technically ur 4th
11:18lemyn: im on autoplay
11:52blarg: mushin altitude?
12:22rusty: aaw
12:25jaxx: itch
12:25jaxx: in
12:26jaxx: for tyhast
12:56
Goal by jaxx
Poss: 56.3s
43.2s
Kills: 43
32
12:58jaxx: yay
12:58slight: gg
12:58jikox: gg
13:00rusty: gg
13:05crazy: whew - battery at 5%
13:06jaxx: rqs
13:11jaxx: good