| 0:08 | rusty: it's vulvarizin time |
| 0:17 | zz: matthew knies is actually good lol |
| 0:27 | Goal by measure Poss: 0.0s 1.8s Kills: 4 1 |
| 0:51 | Goal by zz Poss: 15.6s 0.0s Kills: 2 4 |
| 1:06 | Goal by waver Poss: 0.0s 9.7s Kills: 1 3 |
| 1:08 | measure: ns |
| 1:38 | Goal by demoledor Poss: 17.9s 4.5s Kills: 3 7 |
| 1:39 | rusty: !!!!!! |
| 2:12 | Goal by measure Poss: 7.2s 11.7s Kills: 4 6 |
| 4:37 | Goal by zz Poss: 64.0s 40.5s Kills: 25 26 |
| 5:07 | Goal by yojimbo Poss: 1.1s 16.4s Kills: 4 4 |
| 5:09 | yojimbo: weee |
| 5:15 | Server: One minute until sudden death begins. |
| 5:43 | Goal by waver Poss: 21.3s 6.3s Kills: 3 7 |
| 6:14 | Server: Sudden Death: First team with a point total of 10 wins. |
| 6:14 | Sudden Death Poss: 15.7s 5.6s Kills: 4 5 |
| 7:09 | rusty: butt |
| 7:32 | Goal by measure Poss: 31.0s 17.0s Kills: 16 12 |
| 7:35 | rusty: well |
| 7:38 | waver: gg |