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Started: Mar 22 2025, 23h00 (23h00 UTC)
Map: ball_4galatea
Series: 4v4 ladder
Duration: 17m 37s
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| 0:02 | toma: bonsoir |
| 0:03 | jose: ca va |
| 0:12 | albator: bein |
| 0:28 | Goal by jose:
1 point Pos: 8.7s 0.0s Kills: 2 2 |
| 0:30 | toma: pogger |
| 0:30 | jose: np |
| 0:35 | jose: tres bien |
| 0:56 | york: vesu |
| 0:57 | esta: e |
| 0:58 | vesuvius: ? |
| 1:00 | Goal by evel:
1 point Pos: 14.0s 9.6s Kills: 7 5 |
| 1:01 | jose: gj |
| 1:09 | york: my underwear are sooo tight |
| 1:12 | york: i gotta replace them |
| 1:29 | Goal by toma:
1 point Pos: 13.3s 9.3s Kills: 6 2 |
| 1:31 | vesuvius: why |
| 1:39 | york: this size is too small |
| 1:44 | york: i fell asleep in teh office last night |
| 1:50 | york: and the only pair i had in here today was this pair |
| 1:54 | vesuvius: lol |
| 1:56 | york: so i had no choice but to put them on |
| 1:59 | vesuvius: why doyou even have them |
| 2:03 | vesuvius: also |
| 2:05 | york: i gotta just throw them out |
| 2:07 | vesuvius: idk too many questions |
| 2:19 | vesuvius: im just gonna pause and move on |
| 2:21 | vesuvius: lol |
| 2:27 | york: should i send pic in discord |
| 2:31 | vesuvius: hell no |
| 2:37 | jose: nt |
| 2:52 | vesuvius: lol |
| 2:58 | toma: no! |
| 3:11 | york: wanna know the weirdest thing i do |
| 3:17 | vesuvius: not rly |
| 3:22 | york: r u sure |
| 3:23 | jose: mb |
| 3:29 | esta: k |
| 3:32 | york: its only weird cause its unorthodox |
| 3:32 | vesuvius: i have a feeling you want me to know |
| 3:39 | york: its actually a really good strategy |
| 3:39 | Goal by esta:
1 point Pos: 44.3s 33.3s Kills: 32 15 |
| 3:41 | toma: estus |
| 3:41 | esta: rekt |
| 3:53 | york: its a wild method for pube control |
| 3:57 | vesuvius: red is locked in |
| 3:57 | toma: that was a pro pass |
| 3:59 | toma: in ma brain |
| 4:03 | esta: faki,ng |
| 4:04 | vesuvius: yeah ill pass |
| 4:09 | york: boring |
| 4:14 | zz: jesus |
| 4:16 | vesuvius: bro |
| 4:20 | vesuvius: jose do you want to win |
| 4:20 | blarg: lol |
| 4:21 | vesuvius: lol |
| 4:22 | jose: mb |
| 4:37 | york: sup blargh |
| 4:38 | vesuvius: 3rd time hes done something like that in this game |
| 4:39 | Goal by toma:
1 point Pos: 17.7s 19.0s Kills: 14 10 |
| 4:39 | york: do u wanna know the weird thing i do |
| 4:42 | esta: we playing for lose |
| 4:44 | esta: ez |
| 4:56 | esta: gg |
| 4:58 | vesuvius: brpo |
| 4:59 | york: i feel like there should be a facility where men can go |
| 5:01 | york: for this service |
| 5:06 | blarg: idk it sounds like something i might want after i hear it to unhear it |
| 5:07 | york: its not just this |
| 5:11 | vesuvius: yeah it's called the mental insitution |
| 5:15 | Server: One minute until sudden death begins. |
| 5:30 | york: nah a place where a man can get his pubes trimmed |
| 5:33 | york: a face massage |
| 5:36 | york: maybe an ice bath |
| 5:39 | york: like a spa but only men |
| 5:48 | york: and its just alcohol and sports on tv everywhere |
| 5:51 | blarg: that could be cool |
| 5:53 | york: no women allows unless they work there |
| 5:54 | vesuvius: man zone |
| 6:04 | york: and they will tweeze ur balls for you |
| 6:04 | vesuvius: sounds kinda gay |
| 6:15 | toma: doh |
| 6:15 | Server: Sudden Death: First team with a point total of 10 wins. |
| 6:15 | Server: Ball last touched by G00S[E]. |
| 6:15 | Sudden Death Pos: 27.5s 33.2s Kills: 23 17 |
| 6:18 | jose: fail :) |
| 6:21 | york: well the workers would be beaitful women |
| 6:29 | blarg: i would try it if it was chill, not like testosterone fest |
| 6:31 | york: obvioulsy no sexual advacements allows or banned |
| 6:32 | vesuvius: lol |
| 6:40 | york: just a place for guys to be guys |
| 6:58 | york: i wouldnt mind getting my ass crack waxed one day i feel like id try it in a safe space |
| 7:09 | vesuvius: "ok kenneth we are upping youse dose to 100mg daily" |
| 7:13 | blarg: yeah fs |
| 7:15 | vesuvius: "sir this is a wneyds" |
| 7:19 | evel: ops |
| 7:28 | york: right now the only place to do that is a waxing place where its all females |
| 7:32 | vesuvius: how about we just wax and bleach eachother |
| 7:33 | evel: rofl |
| 7:35 | esta: chaos |
| 7:36 | esta: bad dream |
| 7:43 | york: if i learn how to do it i would wax ur ass |
| 7:43 | blarg: has a civilized feel to get your ass waxed |
| 7:47 | york: yes |
| 7:51 | york: exactly man |
| 7:53 | blarg: yeah |
| 7:57 | york: also laser hair removal on ur balls |
| 8:03 | vesuvius: can they laser the balls |
| 8:08 | york: can they?!?! |
| 8:13 | vesuvius: yeah idk |
| 8:18 | vesuvius: too wrinkly probably |
| 8:34 | york: im starving i gotta door dash immedtialy |
| 8:56 | york: st louis monday bro |
| 9:00 | york: apprently theres a chess even |
| 9:04 | york: hikaru will be there |
| 9:09 | vesuvius: that's cool |
| 9:11 | york: i might blow off world of asphalt and go check that out |
| 9:12 | york: lmfao |
| 9:14 | vesuvius: tell him i say hi |
| 9:28 | blarg: world of asphalt? |
| 9:31 | york: ya |
| 9:33 | vesuvius: why is red like this |
| 9:37 | vesuvius: game couldve been 1 minute |
| 9:39 | jose: nice |
| 9:46 | Goal by aer0gen:
1 point Pos: 77.8s 76.1s Kills: 41 42 |
| 9:48 | york: cumback! |
| 9:48 | jose: sick lag spike there |
| 9:49 | esta: ok we win |
| 9:49 | toma: kkartoffen |
| 9:50 | zz: o FUCK! |
| 9:50 | esta: ant imerc |
| 9:50 | esta: gg |
| 10:03 | vesuvius: that was not lag lol |
| 10:10 | evel: specchat |
| 10:15 | blarg: one of the weird things i do is i use those paper grocery bags for tons of stuff |
| 10:20 | vesuvius: shit ass |
| 10:28 | esta: e |
| 10:29 | esta: e |
| 10:29 | esta: e |
| 10:31 | toma: lool |
| 10:33 | blarg: great for storage |
| 10:33 | york: like what stuff |
| 10:38 | york: oh sure |
| 10:38 | esta: reported |
| 10:40 | esta: ban team |
| 10:41 | york: and arts n crafts |
| 10:48 | blarg: i use them for like mats in the bathroom |
| 10:50 | york: also they taste pretty good |
| 10:53 | vesuvius: uh |
| 10:54 | york: dont theyy get wet |
| 10:55 | blarg: i live alone obviously |
| 10:57 | york: xD |
| 11:00 | guardian: 6v6? |
| 11:01 | blarg: they dry quick |
| 11:03 | blarg: easy to replace |
| 11:05 | esta: muted |
| 11:06 | york: do you throw them out each time |
| 11:06 | Goal by toma:
1 point Pos: 57.4s 11.2s Kills: 13 14 |
| 11:08 | jose: gj team |
| 11:14 | guardian: have much peoples |
| 11:16 | blarg: nah every so often |
| 11:20 | Goal by esta:
1 point Pos: 0.0s 7.4s Kills: 2 2 |
| 11:21 | esta: vn ty |
| 11:23 | york: i feel like theyd get wrcked after 1 try but maybe not |
| 11:30 | blarg: they last for a while if you want, just get a little wrinkly |
| 11:32 | york: do you have to pay for bags where uyr at |
| 11:37 | york: $.05 |
| 11:37 | esta: pls dont 1 |
| 11:39 | esta: be real person |
| 11:41 | esta: playh like wariror |
| 11:42 | blarg: yes 5 cents |
| 11:42 | esta: RED |
| 11:51 | evel: kaften |
| 11:53 | jose: nt |
| 11:53 | vesuvius: where do you live |
| 11:58 | york: is the enviroment even a big deal these days |
| 11:58 | blarg: portland or |
| 12:06 | vesuvius: nice ive been there |
| 12:06 | york: arent they destroying teslas |
| 12:08 | toma: kafka |
| 12:12 | york: whats going on with that whats the reason |
| 12:19 | blarg: idk |
| 12:22 | vesuvius: elon did a few nazi salutes |
| 12:27 | vesuvius: at a trump event |
| 12:28 | blarg: elon hate |
| 12:29 | york: i just keep seeing teslas getting wrecked |
| 12:37 | york: so you vandalize peoples cars |
| 12:39 | vesuvius: he did like 3 sief heil |
| 12:40 | york: to hurt elon? |
| 12:41 | york: lmfao |
| 12:42 | vesuvius: sieg |
| 12:48 | vesuvius: not me |
| 12:50 | toma: die |
| 12:56 | vesuvius: i didnt do anything |
| 13:00 | esta: gg |
| 13:01 | york: i mean in general |
| 13:01 | vesuvius: just telling you why |
| 13:02 | vesuvius: Lol |
| 13:03 | jose: gj |
| 13:05 | jose: ahh |
| 13:06 | esta: OMEGA |
| 13:11 | york: but it isnt even the right response |
| 13:12 | blarg: he is kinda trolly lol |
| 13:19 | york: assassinate him if you want him dout |
| 13:25 | york: why attack consumers vehicles lmfa |
| 13:33 | blarg: yeah |
| 13:39 | esta: dont 1 |
| 13:41 | esta: be warrior |
| 13:41 | toma: ya |
| 13:42 | vesuvius: mind ur business |
| 13:42 | york: people do some weird things |
| 13:50 | esta: play ilke legend |
| 13:58 | zz: lol |
| 13:58 | blarg: its like a female response |
| 14:00 | zz: just anything |
| 14:02 | vesuvius: what |
| 14:07 | york: hes right |
| 14:11 | vesuvius: ... |
| 14:12 | york: i understand that very well |
| 14:13 | blarg: lol |
| 14:18 | york: i hate females |
| 14:20 | esta: need offense planes |
| 14:23 | york: theyre my kryptonite |
| 14:26 | vesuvius: lol |
| 14:28 | Goal by zz:
1 point Pos: 75.8s 59.1s Kills: 40 40 |
| 14:30 | york: always have had the ability to ruin my life |
| 14:30 | toma: ripo mode |
| 14:32 | esta: DONT 1 |
| 14:33 | guardian: turn |
| 14:36 | guardian: lol |
| 14:43 | york: then dont 2 |
| 14:45 | vesuvius: you need an ironclad prenup on the next one |
| 14:46 | esta: omega |
| 14:51 | york: i really do lmfao |
| 15:08 | vesuvius: dont do any shit like propose or anything without talking to me first |
| 15:11 | vesuvius: I swear to god |
| 15:15 | york: i would never |
| 15:20 | vesuvius: i mean |
| 15:25 | vesuvius: APPARENTLY NOT |
| 15:25 | york: again* |
| 15:26 | vesuvius: LOL |
| 15:32 | york: xD |
| 15:38 | vesuvius: you told me a few scary things this week lmao |
| 15:48 | york: im a scary dude |
| 15:54 | vesuvius: lol |
| 15:56 | vesuvius: no ur not |
| 15:58 | esta: RP |
| 16:05 | buffalo: being scary is not how you get a woman to stay with you lol |
| 16:07 | esta: rekt |
| 16:07 | esta: rek |
| 16:09 | esta: n wall |
| 16:12 | york: no not like that |
| 16:13 | york: lmfao |
| 16:16 | buffalo: XD |
| 16:21 | york: i mean i do things that scare myself |
| 16:27 | vesuvius: ohh |
| 16:32 | york: like 'wow that was scary' |
| 16:33 | esta: go |
| 16:34 | vesuvius: fuck this game man |
| 16:36 | toma: lol |
| 16:38 | vesuvius: canh we 6v6 |
| 16:40 | vesuvius: next |
| 16:46 | york: we shoiuld have enough. it will kill ladder |
| 16:47 | tina: get the vote ready |
| 16:50 | jose: nice |
| 16:55 | vesuvius: idk how to vote |
| 17:00 | tina: or else jose will vote start 4v4 |
| 17:02 | vesuvius: im not registered |
| 17:06 | york: lmfao |
| 17:07 | jose: np |
| 17:13 | york: i really might run for president one day |
| 17:16 | vesuvius: lol |
| 17:16 | york: my policies are so sound |
| 17:22 | Goal by zz:
1 point Pos: 59.5s 52.9s Kills: 41 34 |
| 17:23 | york: and i wish i was kidding |
| 17:23 | esta: chaos |
| 17:23 | vesuvius: HAHAHAHA |
| 17:24 | toma: sik |
| 17:24 | esta: bad dream |
| 17:25 | albator: oo |
| 17:26 | york: gg |
| 17:27 | vesuvius: 6v6 |
| 17:27 | jose: fkkk |
| 17:27 | esta: 76 kill |
| 17:27 | guardian: HAHAHAHA |
| 17:27 | vesuvius: 6v6 |
| 17:28 | vesuvius: 6v6 |
| 17:29 | esta: my god |
| 17:29 | vesuvius: 6v6 |
| 17:29 | vesuvius: 6v6 |
| 17:30 | vesuvius: 6v6 |
| 17:31 | york: red is awful |
| 17:31 | jose: we fkd up |
| 17:32 | toma: 6v6ixo |
| 17:35 | guardian: 6V6!!!! |
| 17:35 | aer0gen: happy ending |
| 17:35 | toma: big time |