| 0:05 | ken: this is how every fascist takeover post ww2 has looked |
| 0:06 | derek: its a mario time |
| 0:15 | derek: amogus amogus amogus amogus amogus amogus amogus amogus amogus amogus amogus amogus |
| 0:24 | Goal by derek:
1 point Pos: 0.0s 3.8s Kills: 1 0 |
| 0:25 | jose: woaa |
| 0:27 | esta: dream team be like |
| 0:31 | derek: the funey |
| 0:57 | derek: (aoru) |
| 1:29 | Goal by york:
1 point Pos: 26.2s 16.4s Kills: 16 7 |
| 1:32 | derek: sus |
| 2:00 | ken: im bad |
| 2:01 | derek: w@ll |
| 2:14 | Goal by ken:
1 point Pos: 18.8s 11.2s Kills: 11 5 |
| 2:15 | jose: gj |
| 2:34 | twig: a |
| 2:58 | Goal by guss:
1 point Pos: 8.6s 18.6s Kills: 9 7 |
| 3:37 | Goal by twig:
1 point Pos: 14.0s 11.2s Kills: 11 5 |
| 3:40 | derek: amogus amogus amogus amogus amogus amogus amogus amogus amogus amogus amogus amogus amogus amogus am |
| 4:16 | jose: fk |
| 4:30 | jose: mb |
| 4:32 | Goal by guss:
1 point Pos: 9.6s 24.8s Kills: 14 9 |
| 4:54 | york: fuck me |
| 5:11 | derek: time to amp it up |
| 5:15 | Server: One minute until sudden death begins. |
| 5:30 | xx2: SNALLA TWIG |
| 5:41 | twig: snalla vad fitta |
| 5:44 | xx2: NEJ |
| 6:07 | Goal by ken:
1 point Pos: 52.1s 15.6s Kills: 20 11 |
| 6:08 | jose: cleared |
| 6:15 | Server: Sudden Death: First team with a point total of 9 wins. |
| 6:15 | Sudden Death Pos: 0.0s 2.8s Kills: 0 0 |
| 6:16 | derek: piss |
| 6:48 | york: fuck me |
| 7:16 | derek: OH COME ON |
| 7:55 | derek: themo |
| 9:22 | derek: IUdoghaiopaweghjneorearhyearhjesrjsrh |
| 10:45 | Goal by esta:
1 point Pos: 97.9s 93.4s Kills: 54 53 |
| 10:51 | derek: nice |
| 11:20 | Goal by guss:
1 point Pos: 10.0s 15.3s Kills: 6 5 |
| 11:21 | jose: fkk |
| 11:21 | york: wtf |
| 11:21 | esta: amogus amogus amogus amogus |
| 11:22 | jeff: gg |
| 11:26 | derek: yes yes yes |
| 11:26 | guss: that wall |